• “I think it’s really romantic when a girl shows up to surprise me. I love that.”

• “I had a New Year’s kiss once. But it was like, “Let’s start the year off together,” and then we wound up breaking up the night after!”

• “Demi Lovato’s voice is amazing!”

• “When a guy and a girl break up, you should never lose that part of the friendship.”

• “I try to stay away from drama!”

• “I definitely teared up. Maybe I’ll get another dog one day, I’m not sure.” – Talking about when Cocoa died.

• “Cocoa was my dog. I picked him out when I was five.”

• “I walked up to two girls in an airport looking at Popstar! and they had it opened to a page with me, Kevin and Nick on it. So I walked over and I was like, ‘Oh, I love those magazines!’ and I walked away. They were freaked out!”

• “I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes.”

• “In kindergarden, I didn’t know what to say to the girl I liked, so I blurted out ‘I like your red marker!’”

• “I asked Tim McGraw if I could marry his wife. He said no.”

• “I love Christmas because all you need is hot cider, snow, and a girl to throw snowballs at.”

• “I had an imaginary friend. His name was Joe, he’d always get me in trouble.”

• “One thing they don’t have out here in California is Rita’s Italian Ices.” – What he misses about New Jersey.

• “I’m afraid that when I’m asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. Its called ‘afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!’”

• “My favortie flirty line is: ‘Hey, did you drop this?’ Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, ‘It fell out of your hair.’”

• “One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can’t tell you which fingers.”

• “I would be orange, black, white, dot, clear, red.” – Talking about what color crayon he would be.

• “There was this girl I liked, and she lived in a different country. I sent her a big bouquet of flowers, and sending flowers from a different country can be expensive.”

• “I can balance things pretty well. I once balanced a tricycle on my foot.”

• “Usually when I’m with my crush, I’ll talk really softly.”

• “It can mean like waiting in line and your Just like Hold on…or If your riding your bike and you get a flat tire and your like…Hold on…to your bike it can mean…okay I need to figure out what this song means.” – About “Hold On.”

• “It used to bother me that I was shy. I was always the one playing it safe, never coming out of my shell because I was scared. I’ve grown up. I’m outgoing, and I just like to have fun!”

• “I tend to worry about how I look! It’s good that I have my brothers around to reassure me. If they weren’t there, I probably wouldn’t get out of the bed in the morning! I’m also always checking the mirror because I’m afraid that I have something in my teeth.”

• “I don’t drive. I don’t have a license. I have my permit from New Jersey, but I don’t have time to do it. When I am I going to use it? That’s the most rock star thing to do, never get your license.”

• “I wish a girl would blindfold me and take me to Disneyland.”

• “When I want to ask someone out, I get really excited. Of course, I get a little nervous beforehand too, you know? But I get more excited than anything else around the girl because I just really want to ask her out.”

• “I wanna record a song with Michael Jackson, but I want a wall between us.”

• “I would’ve loved to have competed in the Disney Channel Games.”

• “I don’t like coffee but, depending on if it’s hot or cold, I like their Strawberries & Creme Frappuccino-that’s really good. The peppermint hot chocolate is really good. Also, the Passion Tea Lemonade-it’s so good!” – Talking about Starbucks.

• “I actually started out on Broadway and doing commercials so I have acted-although you can’t really count those 30 seconds as acting.” – When asked when he wants to act.

• “Sometimes they freak out and stuff, but it’s not really a big deal.” – Talking about how fans react when they see him.

• “I don’t know. I ask myself that all the time.” – Fan-answered question about why he’s so cute.

• “I like to take my time in the morning when I’m getting ready.”

• “For me, Switchfoot, they’re just an awesome rock band that really influences some of the rock aspects of music.” – His big influences.

• “I would probably want to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingers.” – Talking about what superpower he would like to have.

• “You need to find a hook, something that people will remember about a song.” – About writing songs.

• “I bought this huge costume to make my crush laugh. I was dressed up as a cowboy riding a bull!” – Talking about a Halloween costume he wore one year

• “I liked it because it had this button. When you pressed it, the cowboy suit blew up and became really huge!” – Talking about his cowboy Halloween costume

• “It was really, really awesome! We went trick-or-treating all day. But we ate too much candy and we both wound up getting sick!” – About going trick-or-treating with his crush

• “I’ll start a rumor! I have a very big crush on Emma Watson. So big! I haven’t actually seen one of the Harry Potter movies. I’m going to start. She’s like wow, ridiculous.”

• “It gets tiring, but, you know, the fact of when you get back on that stage, it’s worth every bit. Every bit of energy that you spent to get there, it’s completely worth it.” – Talking about how hard singing is

• “My hidden talent is…I can make pancakes appear!”

• “When I’m signing ‘Joe Jonas’, it’s like, Whoa, wow, cool.” – About signing autographs

• “I heard that I was dating all of the swimsuit models in the world at the same time.”

• “I was always attached to music and loved listening to different kinds of music, especially rock.”

• “‘I Love You’ isn’t something to say to quickly. Its not just a word, though a lot of guys will just throw it out there. Being in love is when things are going so well that happiness is beyond belief. You’re 200 percent happy and excited.”

• “When I’m with a girl I like, I usually give her hugs and little nudges and flirt with her without even knowing it.”

• “I’m not shy about letting someone know I’m into her.”

• “Best friends don’t date each other’s ex-girlfriend’s. That’s just how it rolls. It’s the guy code.”

• “It’s a lot of fun when I can’t quite tell if someone likes me or not. It drives me crazy and its great because the challenge means you can have an even longer relationship.”

• “When a girl I like shows up at one of our concerts, that makes me happy.”

• “The best thing a girl can do to show she cares about a guy is to support what he likes to do.”

• “It’s a little scary thinking about thousands of girlfriends and wives, but its nice.” – Talking about how his fans want to marry him

• “I like to have fun, so we’d go bowling.” – Something fun he’d like to do on a date

• “We’re being nice when we compliment you.” – What he wishes girls knew about guys

• “I just wanted to make people laugh, and then I sang and I loved singing and it started from there. Everything I say I’m not going to do I end up doing.”

• “Live like you are at the bottom even if you are at the top.”

• “Now everyone has to stay off the roads!” – After getting his driver’s lisence

• “It’s so cool to get on stage every night doing our stuff.”

• “I’m pretty awesome when it comes to balancing things.”

• “I’ve loved Baby Bottle Pops from the very beginning. Ever since they came out, I’ve always thought that they ruled. They’re awesome!”

• “I like girls with the same personality.”

• “I would put in chocolate ice cream with a little bit of peanut butter and marshmallows. It would be like a Twix bar.” – About creating a new ice cream flavor

• “I would invent ice cream that never melts.”

• “Music is my life, it is very special. You have music as a kind of feeling. There are songs when you are happy and there are songs when you are sad.”

• “Sometimes it is about either what is going on in my life right now, or how we are feeling that day. A lot of the songs can be really happy when we are having a great time, but some songs will be very sad.” – Where the band get their lyrics

• “I think I always wanted to make people laugh. I thought that it was my job to be a comedian all day. When I was singing around the house my dad would say, ‘Joe, you have a great voice. You should sing.’”

• “Corbin is definitely the man.” – Talking about his favorite character in High School Musical

• “We are so excited. I’m excited to watch it. I mean, I’m definitely uh, we have to say we are fans of the first one so.” – Talking about the High School Musical 2 premiere

• “I would do extreme acting. It’s a new thing I’m making up. It’s like SAD FACE… HAPPY FACE.” – Talking about an extreme sport he’d like to play

• “One time I had a hole in my pants like the entire show and I didn’t realize until like after the meet and greet and I got back and I sit down and I’m like OH MANN. It was really embarrassing.” – His most embarrassing moment

• “Kids that I didn’t like would make fun of my name and would call me “JJ.” They would go “JJ Jonas!” I had to hear it everyday at school.” – About bullies

• “If they see that they’re not affecting you, it won’t be fun for them.” – About bullies

• “Someone once said that I like girls who wear cookie dough-flavored lip gloss. I’ve never kissed a girl who’s worn this flavor. If I ever do, I’ll let you know if I like it or not.”

• “I’ve dropped my Sidekick so many times. It never breaks!”

• “I like girls who take care of their bodies, but as long as the girl is cool, it’s all good.”

• “A lot of embarrassing things happen, but I don’t get embarrassed that much.”

• “You can talk to girls a lot easier than you can talk to guys about stuff.”

• “I went to see a movie with this girl once, and this creepy old lady was following us everywhere we went. I don’t think she was a fan or anything, but it freaked me out!”

• “Yeah, we do. We only fist fight twice a day.” – How he and his brothers really get along

• “I definitely want a hippopotamus for Hanukkah.”

• “I was really scared for him!” – When he found out Nick has diabetes

• “Looks aren’t as important as attitude. I like girls who like to have fun…especially if they’re talented. Every girl has something special about her.”

• “My brothers can be messy! On the tour bus, Kevin’s bunk was above mine and somehow all his stuff would end up in my bunk! I would tell him to get it out of my bunk and then he’d just put it on the floor.”

• “I wish I would have known that going out with a girl to lunch on a date is not a good idea. It automatically puts you in the friends zone! It always led me on.”

• “It’s basically a part of me. It’s cool!” – About his purity ring

• “Kevin knows what to do when it comes to girls.”

• “Kevin has a Starbucks radar in his head. We’ll be on the road, and he’ll be like, “Two miles-Starbucks.” He can smell it… and every time he’s right!”

• “I’ve dated a couple girls I never met before!”

• “I just found out that putting a poptart in the microwave or oven tastes so much better!”

• “We can’t get enough of our video games. We have tons of Nintendo 64 games that we don’t even play!”

• “Hi, I’m Kevin Jonas, and I would like to sell you a car!” – Imitating Kevin

• “Nick’s a stud muffin.”

• “I like a girls natural beauty. My ideal girl wouldn’t have to have a lot of makeup. Just a smile and style. I like girls who have a cool sense of fashion and don’t mind standing out a bit.”

• “The only way to win is to die trying.”

• “Someone was like, you like different voices don’t you. I was like yeah. I also like accents.” – What he looks in for a girl

• “Every studio needs a rubber chicken.”

• “The first thing I notice on my crush are her eyes, I’m an eyes guy.”

• “The sweetest thing is singing to your crush over the phone.”

• “I’d love to be a comedian. I’ve always loved to make people laugh. I would love to be in movies one day. I’d do more comedic roles.”

• “I like working out, especially running.”

• “It’s just that a girl’s personality is more important. I like to know I can have fun with her and not have to worry about impressing her.”

• “I called to discuss feelings with the other person, and obviously these feelings were not well received. I did not end the phone call. Someone else ended it for me. Phone calls only last as long as the person on the other end is willing to talk.”

• [reading a comment from a fan] ““Rice moves” Oh! “Nice moves, Joe.” It’s like, rice moves? What kind of rice is that? Don’t eat it!”

• [about his favorite ringtone] “Vibrate you know that feeling when you’re in the store and your pants start to vibrate and you’re like Oh my phone!. I like that feeling.”

• “I own Donald Trump”

• [after Kevin said they were "Burnin' Up the Charts"] “That’s not funny. Wanna know what’s funny? A guy walks into a store and says “Can I get a glass of milk?” and the guy behind the counter says “We don’t got glasses here.””

• [talking about A Little Bit Longer] “There’s definitely a little bit of Prince in the new record.”

• “I’m sportin’ a neck pillow straight outta dome, yo!”

• “Nick, don’t embarrass me in front of all my friends. ”

• “I’m allergic to ocean water… and dental floss… and…*chokes* AIR!”

• “Some may say it’s dangerous to have umbrellas inside.” – Joe
• “It’s dangerous!” – Nick
• “But I AM DANGEROUS!” – Joe

• “Jeez, why does Joe have to be such a meanie magnet? ” – Kevin
• ” I can’t help it. It’s the curse of the cool.”

• [singing] “Monkeys are so good, in the forest!” – Joe
• “Shouldn’t it be jungle?” – Kevin
• “Sorry.” [sings again] “Monkeys are so good, livin’ in the jungle! When they have bananas and its lunchtime, they can get grumpy, but it’s ok because the monkeys will get over it!”

• “Every fan is special to us. I might not remember names, but I remember their faces and how awesome they are.”

• “Stop hoping, start believing”

• “Have you ever googled google, then googled again?”

• “I wonder if the muffin man has a girl…”

• “I don’t like it when a girl says, ‘I’m so tired.’ It’s like, ‘Let’s go have fun!’”

• “I try to stay away from drama!”

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